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Sorry about that non-entry yesterday, mah mund waz nut werkin. 

It was also really really late so ima try rewrite it :3

I HAVE HAD MY HAIR CUT OFF MY HEAD. MY HAIR BABIES ARE ON THE FLOOR. WHAT IS HAPPENING. Wait, why am I freaking out? Im the one who asked for it. Basically I wanted some short, black hair for Florida, simples. Can't really...decide if I like it though....hm..well it's not exactly great.

Although, if the weather continues as it is we may not even get to Florida, because there is snow everywhere & frankly, this country is a bit pathetic. I've seen people on the news sleeping in the airports, which is what always happens when there's the slightest bit of snow in the UK. I wouldn't care ordinarily, but I don't like the idea of spending Christmas day in an airport terminal :')  (Although it IS giving me a cute image in my head of a terminal christmas party :'3 )

In other uninteresting stories that literally noone else cares about but me, i'm watching this new show called Hitman Reborn! It's such an amazing show! I'm only on episode 6 but I love it already. It's uhm about this schoolkid loser called Tsuna, who is going to be a 10th Generation Mafia Boss? Anyway this small...thing called reborn is teaching him how, by shooting him with a gun and putting him in life-threatening situations? Im not even sure, it was a very wierd show.

OMFG ROBERT PATTINSON!

 (Got your attention Demi? :'3)

Apparently, according to my friend Demi anyway, Robert Pattinson (ya know, the sparkly one) will be in Florida as well, and i'm expected to go find him & proclaim my love to him. (Wait, not my love. DEMI'S LOVE.) Demi then carried on to tell me where he is, what clothes he'll likely be wearing & his dressing habits. o_o

Hm, well for a start Florida is probably larger than the UK and I will very likely not see Mr Pattinson. Because, he's Robert Pattinson. But if I DO see him, I promise to do those strange things you told me to D:

BYEEE.

Yo.

Turns out my vlogs on my new channel are doing pretty well! MAJOR LIKE. For me, 300 views is like... o_o
I think....this blog will be more for what I can't say in videos, or just wouldn't be that interesting in-video.


I've also started on a new anime (about time tbh) HITMAN REBORN!!!! Is possibly the cutest anime ever, only on episode 3, but I fricken love it. Oh yeah, the reason i'm writing.


My hairs coming off :'[         
But. It'll look better  :']
But it means no more puff puff hair :'[
But it also means smexy short black hair for holiday! :D
(I hope so anyway, the black hair bit is still a bit.... non-existant)


ANYWAY SLEEP NOW BYE 

The Foretold Miyan Prophecy that is....

Sexy new version
of Geodude.

Holy shit it's dancing.
Also it turns into
a NARWHAL.

Nawh, i'm kidding. Although that WOULD be a pretty amazing game.

The game i'm actually talking about is Pokemon White Version (because it's SUPREME.)

HOLY SHIT ITS A DOG
& IT GROWS A MOUSTACHE.
MINE.

Not even sure
What it is. But I love it.

I'm actually pretty excited for it, even though it is 5 odd months away. Why isn't it in the UK yet? :'[ I've already planned my team out and everything, I NEED THIS GAME. THE POKEMONZ MOVE THEY FREAKING MOVE.

Reminds me of myself.

Folder -#3

Wow, new font! Wow Sam, you're so deep. Recently, i've been searching my laptop so I can make some new space. I've found some really strange things but the wierdest thing I came across was a photo folder called Folder -#3...... I'll share some of it with you.

Scariest thing i've ever seen. Fact.

Good question. WUT?!

Picture of Nick Clegg. like ya do.

???

Yay.

Piss off .

I actually love this. This is going on my wall.

 Along with a innocent little piece of soft porn that I DEFINITELY DID NOT PUT THERE >:[

Seriously, how do I not remember much of this? I mean Nick Clegg & Ryan are fine but.... POLICE MONKEY? REALLY.

Bombsey Memorial Post

Bombsey96 is NO MORE. LOL. What fun.
Let's remember the good times.

Or...not because it's time for the overall newer and (lets face it) better channel of GO GO PANDA PANDA :3



Did you like it? Did I make a good first vlog? Who knows.

NostalgiaFest

I must, at this point in time. Just be the coolest human being ever. Gameboy Colour in hand and playing Pokemon Blue is not how I planned to spend my Saturday night if i'm honest. BUT IT'S SO FUN.

  Recently i've had a major urge just to find the old games and play them just for nostalgia's sake, so that's what i'm doing now. I've even added Pokemon Yellow to my Xmas list now, realising I have never actually played it somehow.

                                                                  

 Which led me onto possibly the biggest decision of my life. Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle? Biggest decision of my life. & the sad thing is, i'm probably not even joking.

In the end I got Bulbasaur because hey, it's a bulbasaur. Squirtle's probably my overall favourite, and Charizard rocks. But something told me it was a smart move to get a bulby, at least I won't have to worry about like the first 2 gyms. Just the other 6. 

Meh, who cares I BEAT GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK! Smell YOU later bitch. Who knows if i'll fail this little 8-bit pokemon adventure or who'll join my team. Guess you'll just have to keep reading. I don't even know yet :'] Watch this space.

Disneyworld? Yus Pluz.

You know what I love? WHEN YOUR PARENTS HINT THAT I MIGHT BE GOING AWAY FOR DISNEYWORLD IN AMERICA (A EVENT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ANTICIPATING SINCE YOU WERE 8) FOR A WEEK IN CHRISTMAS. Yeah, I freaking love it when that happens.

I'd love it so much if I could go, Disneyworld is something I only have 8 year old memories of. As a result, I remember relatively little. A few little memories include the Rocking Rollercoaster (theenormousdeathcoaster) some demonic ride with happy singing children evilly chanting their curse "it's a small world after all" & the DINOSAUR RIDE. Which really, I shoulda enjoyed. 

8 year old baby Sam was expecting a ride full of fun and smiles and rainbows but instead got THIS.

Wait, I mean this.

SCARY DINOSAUR RIDE CLIP

My god, it was torture. IT WAS WORSE THAN OVER THE HILL. WORSE.

Well next time I go, i'm prepared. I'll go on all the rides (that's right, even the winnie the pooh ride) i'll face my fear of the rockin rollercoaster, I'll bring a cross and a bible for "Its a Small World" & for the Dinosaur ride, i'll go in with a dinosaur mask and scare *them*. That'll show that stupid brontowontosaurus.

Also, guess who comes to the Haunted Mansion over Xmas ;]

Fuck. Yes.

Instincts are WRONG

I had a really bad feeling about today, like really bad. Didn't want to get out of bed sorta bad.

Hm, I was wrong. I am very happy I got out of bed today.
I have a great girlfriend who I appreciate very much. My Mudkip Freakin Evolved. My Naruto game finally arrived, I got an A in my English speaking exam an-

what's that? A shiny wurmple? No pokeballs?!  WHAT THE FUCKKKK
THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER

Hello Insignificant People.

Sunday is funday.

Well, in this case it is. Turns out over the course of a weekend i've done another 99p project, got some totally new clothes, am like a millionaire in Itunes Store money & I got myself a *hawt nerd girlfriend* ;]
Ooh get in there Sam-u-el. Seriously though, i'm with Joanne, who is so sweet and cute and I love her to fricken pieces and I want to take her to a playpark and push her on the swings and take her out to a expensive resturant and then go to the arcade and play DDR and then get kicked out because im so good, and then we'll go tame a lion, but the lion has rabies and infects Joanne but then I as the genius I am find a cure for rabies in about 2 minutes and save JOANNES LIFE.

Wait, what was I talking about again?

Hm. This new shirt feels strange. It's really raggy & has like this random piece of material round the neck, like a scarf. But only, not a scarf.

OH YEAH DILEMMA. 

PROF. BIRCH IS BEING ATTACKED BY A WILD POKEMON

WHICH POKEMON SHOULD I CHOOSE?

Decisions, Decisions. I'll get back to you on that one.

The 5 Who Are Weekly.

We finally sorted out the entire 'Weekly5OMGWHYARENTYOUPOSTINGVIDEOS' issue.

Ryan had internet issues from the start really, having only been able to upload videos by giving his camera to John :') So..we lost Ryan.

AND ANDY JOINED YOUR PARTY~

The new Mr Thursday ^

Andy is the New Ryan! & Muaaz moved himself to Thursday because he is extremely lazy.

So go check him out, he's......different.

SO LIKE THEWEEKLY5 IS PROPERLY UP & RUNNING :D

Maths Exam?

Failed.

Smile for the Camera, little Pikachu.

Maths revision? Pft, what maths revision? I've been spending my day on the floor playing old games, what a genius I am.

So with Wiimote in hand, (yes WII, it has its moments sometimes,) I started playing through all my old dust-covered games one by one. Most of it was terrible YES WIIFIT IM LOOKING AT YOU, but what I really ended up playing for ages were my old virtual console games. Virtual console games are old 80's-90's games restored on the Wii, and include some of Nintendo's best games ever. 

Pokemon Snap for example, is a game where instead of capturing and fighting pokemon, you just take pictures of them. Sounds ridiculous I know, but it was good enough to have me playing for about 2 hours. Basically, you play as....Todd? (Think that was his name) and your job is to take pretty pictures of every pokemon in existence (because everyone knows everything other than the Gen 1 pokemon don't exist right? .....RIGHT.)

It's a crazy game, one bit has you having to lead a Pikachu onto a surfboard by throwing apples at it? Argh, I felt so bad. Also, in a later level, a random Charmeleon is walking around a crater, turns out if you push him into the volcano, he randomly evolves into a Charizard and rises out of the lava & roars a bit.

Oh that's good. Next time I want my team to evolve i'll just push them into the nearest volcano.

Duck Duck Goose

You've got nerves
That's okay babe.
Cuz I've got time,
I'll give you all day.
I'm the king of this town
I'm sure you'll come around
Just wait till you see the crown

I hate to say I'm a pro at this game.
To throw the towel now
Will put my name to shame
So I'll set the pace to our beating hearts
And when it's all said and done
You're gonna we wish we started sooner.

As you enter the room
Your pulse goes wild
Like a wild storm through a mild town
You're just hanging on for the ride.

THERE'S BEASTS AND THEN THERE'S PREY!

For some it's a choice
For most it's the way
We talk about you
We almost have you
We're all around you

SO GLAD WE FOUND YOU

Hey darling,
Shake the stars from your eyes
Make your way to my room
I'll give you a surprise
Its....
Glistening and shining
So brightly its blinding.

Look quick quick, get a picture of this,
Another band-aid for this broken thing,
And good god almighty this ain't a scene,
Its such a catastrophe. 


(You probably think this means something-  .....It doesn't.)

Another Generic Post bout Exams.

This week's been a little fun actually, i've been from owning peeps in PE at Benchball, to essentially failing a Maths GCSE, to making new friends to making my favourite vlog yet. (Which is HERE by the way ;] hinthint)

Still, can't be all good can it? Can't let you get a little happy there can we Sam? Nope. LET'S ALL DO SOME EXAMS! :D

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

How annoying, had a entire day being told about the countless exams we're expected to revise for. The 3rd English one in a row? Remember that? Yeah, now i'm stuck with the newspaper article. this.isn't.good.
There's about 3 science exams coming up in the space of 2 weeks after Xmas -.-  oh, and also a Maths one.
DAYS AWAY.  I still don't feel that I know anything in Maths :(   ....Low B grade will be great for me thanks.
Grrrrrrrrrrr.

So yeah, I have other things to talk about, like that Tobi Cosplay for a start :o  for Xmas I plan to get a Akatsuki robe and a Tobi mask ^-^  I will then proceed to walk around Expo/Comic-con with a sign saying "Tobi's a Good Boy."   Will be amazings. Turns out I can't do that vital maths revision I want to do either, because apparently helping out at a Firework night for people i'm not involved with anymore is a better use of my time? meh.  -Samuel.

3 Exams in a Row?

Yeah, first there's that comparison enormous exam we practised for like 5 weeks, then our reward for finishing that was a speaking exam. Then we all finished them and our reward is a writing task. 3 english exams in a row? Thats pretty impressive.

I gots an A for my comparison exam so no complaining there & i'm hoping for a high mark for the speech (which was only slightly about pandas honest.) but really? it's the first half of year 10 & i'm totally exam-ed out already.
YEAR 11 IS GOING TO BE HELL.

So like I swapped Geography to Media class, and the school actually let me change. Sure I have months of work to catch up on >-< but anything has gotta be better than Geography, which i'm terrible at really. First lesson was pretty schweet though :o

Oh and a Maths exam too? Aw thanks Bromfords x
 - an angry Samuel.

My Song About Butterfree

MONDAYS ARE FUNDAYS. Thats a lie, don't let anyone ever tell you that, todays been awful.

Had to do this English GCSE Speech as well. For some reason I volunteered for today and now I regret it for realz. Argh. I was freakin shaking! Anyone, hope no one noticed that (well they will now dumbass.) Shut it you.

Instead of actual productive homework or revision for that MAJOR EXAM, today I wrote a song. It's called "Goodbye Butterfree."  I'll probably be trying to turn this into a actual song sometime in the future, you know what i'm like.

Wow, have I really got nothing better to talk about? Sheesh. Well i'm listening to this Cobra Starship song right now, I like the chorus particularly,the words flawlessly synchronise with the beat of the song. OH AND MY HAUNTER EVOLVED! HOLY SHIZ.  Oh yeah and something about an important exam and coursework? oh well who knows.

Um yeah bye,      -Samuel

2 Months Early.

Take this Santa. I gotz ya Christmas List right here.

Well, like any respectable being, I cannot go a single English holiday (make that every single day actually) without the mention of Rock Lee. So for Christmas I suggest a Rock Lee plushie.

I mean... look at him!  As if you wouldn't want that! I literally can't think of any reason to get anything else for Christmas, EVERYONE should buy this. In fact. EVERYONE MUST BUY THIS.


or ya know you could just get:-

• Anything panda related - I'll love it.
• An Ipod Gift Voucher would be pretty ace, ah needz monehs D:
• That Soul Eater anime on DVD, best anime ever.
• Some of those old beyblades? Anyone

Or....if you're low on money or.... just don't feel like buying me anything because you don't really like me that much (pretty understandable really) drawing or giving me something awesome for my bedroom wall would be great and i'd love it thanks x    Or you could just....not.  

Happy early christmas (2 months early) -Samuel

Holy Crap, Beyblades Are Back?!

Excuse me a second....
...........................
OMFG YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

If you don't remember, or if you were just a slightly cool person Beyblades were plastic spinning tops that you violently launched at each other to play games with them. Frankly, it was awesome. They even got banned from my previous primary school when we were like year 5. Worst day of my LIFE. Then like all major 90's fads they got their own respective TV shows. A show about 5 hyperactive/emo/plain awesome kids going around the world to win spinning top competitions. Ridiculous but really really cool.

"Sometimes a good offence is a good defence" -Max
(Pictured Left)
Remember this guy? Neither do I!  But he was a kid LEGEND.
---
My beyblade history only got worse with time as I got interested in other things (like puberty & progressing as a human being probably) when my mum threw my beyblades out..... Didn't really care at the time.

possibly one of the biggest mistakes of my life to be honest, a pretty low point. I'd love to just see them now.
Or maybe thats just the nerd I am.

So yeah, real story before I started fanboy ranting. John & I somehow got talking about nostalgic things and that led onto our kiddy shows like Digimon and Beyblade. Reminiscing about old times is pretty damn fun, and we said how it'd be fun to buy an old one from Ebay or such and make a video of it. Just like all the cool kids.

NEXT MORNING THEY'RE ON TV AND A NEW ADVERT ARE SHOWING THEM AGAIN.
where have you been for the last 5 years?           I know what me & john are getting for Christmas ;]
Lol, I love being a nerd sometimes.
-Samuel

Real Introduction Here <--

Sorry about that, not quite sure what happened to my brain there :']
I'm Samuel, and this post was written on Halloween 2010. I am currently 14 and dreading exams.
That little post was directed to future Sam, who is presumably reading this in the far future when like...I live on the moon & the dinosaurs are back... Right? I'll be pretty disappointed if that hasn't happened by then.

This blog-thing-not-quite-sure-what-to-call-it (Blog for short) will be kinda unique i'm hoping!
It'll be written in conjunction with my "V"logs (see what I did there? ;]) and it won't be a diary, it won't be done everyday, it's..... my blog. ALL MINE >:|


-Samuel.

I'd say it's about time for a post.

This whole internet blog thing sure is futuristic huh?  
Hello there. I'm Samuel......and.....that's about it.
What an amazing blog post, i'm a natural.