The Foretold Miyan Prophecy that is....

Sexy new version
of Geodude.

Holy shit it's dancing.
Also it turns into
a NARWHAL.

Nawh, i'm kidding. Although that WOULD be a pretty amazing game.

The game i'm actually talking about is Pokemon White Version (because it's SUPREME.)

HOLY SHIT ITS A DOG
& IT GROWS A MOUSTACHE.
MINE.

Not even sure
What it is. But I love it.

I'm actually pretty excited for it, even though it is 5 odd months away. Why isn't it in the UK yet? :'[ I've already planned my team out and everything, I NEED THIS GAME. THE POKEMONZ MOVE THEY FREAKING MOVE.

Reminds me of myself.

Folder -#3

Wow, new font! Wow Sam, you're so deep. Recently, i've been searching my laptop so I can make some new space. I've found some really strange things but the wierdest thing I came across was a photo folder called Folder -#3...... I'll share some of it with you.

Scariest thing i've ever seen. Fact.

Good question. WUT?!

Picture of Nick Clegg. like ya do.

???

Yay.

Piss off .

I actually love this. This is going on my wall.

 Along with a innocent little piece of soft porn that I DEFINITELY DID NOT PUT THERE >:[

Seriously, how do I not remember much of this? I mean Nick Clegg & Ryan are fine but.... POLICE MONKEY? REALLY.

Bombsey Memorial Post

Bombsey96 is NO MORE. LOL. What fun.
Let's remember the good times.

Or...not because it's time for the overall newer and (lets face it) better channel of GO GO PANDA PANDA :3



Did you like it? Did I make a good first vlog? Who knows.

NostalgiaFest

I must, at this point in time. Just be the coolest human being ever. Gameboy Colour in hand and playing Pokemon Blue is not how I planned to spend my Saturday night if i'm honest. BUT IT'S SO FUN.

  Recently i've had a major urge just to find the old games and play them just for nostalgia's sake, so that's what i'm doing now. I've even added Pokemon Yellow to my Xmas list now, realising I have never actually played it somehow.

                                                                  

 Which led me onto possibly the biggest decision of my life. Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle? Biggest decision of my life. & the sad thing is, i'm probably not even joking.

In the end I got Bulbasaur because hey, it's a bulbasaur. Squirtle's probably my overall favourite, and Charizard rocks. But something told me it was a smart move to get a bulby, at least I won't have to worry about like the first 2 gyms. Just the other 6. 

Meh, who cares I BEAT GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK! Smell YOU later bitch. Who knows if i'll fail this little 8-bit pokemon adventure or who'll join my team. Guess you'll just have to keep reading. I don't even know yet :'] Watch this space.

Disneyworld? Yus Pluz.

You know what I love? WHEN YOUR PARENTS HINT THAT I MIGHT BE GOING AWAY FOR DISNEYWORLD IN AMERICA (A EVENT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ANTICIPATING SINCE YOU WERE 8) FOR A WEEK IN CHRISTMAS. Yeah, I freaking love it when that happens.

I'd love it so much if I could go, Disneyworld is something I only have 8 year old memories of. As a result, I remember relatively little. A few little memories include the Rocking Rollercoaster (theenormousdeathcoaster) some demonic ride with happy singing children evilly chanting their curse "it's a small world after all" & the DINOSAUR RIDE. Which really, I shoulda enjoyed. 

8 year old baby Sam was expecting a ride full of fun and smiles and rainbows but instead got THIS.

Wait, I mean this.

SCARY DINOSAUR RIDE CLIP

My god, it was torture. IT WAS WORSE THAN OVER THE HILL. WORSE.

Well next time I go, i'm prepared. I'll go on all the rides (that's right, even the winnie the pooh ride) i'll face my fear of the rockin rollercoaster, I'll bring a cross and a bible for "Its a Small World" & for the Dinosaur ride, i'll go in with a dinosaur mask and scare *them*. That'll show that stupid brontowontosaurus.

Also, guess who comes to the Haunted Mansion over Xmas ;]

Fuck. Yes.

Instincts are WRONG

I had a really bad feeling about today, like really bad. Didn't want to get out of bed sorta bad.

Hm, I was wrong. I am very happy I got out of bed today.
I have a great girlfriend who I appreciate very much. My Mudkip Freakin Evolved. My Naruto game finally arrived, I got an A in my English speaking exam an-

what's that? A shiny wurmple? No pokeballs?!  WHAT THE FUCKKKK
THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER

Hello Insignificant People.

Sunday is funday.

Well, in this case it is. Turns out over the course of a weekend i've done another 99p project, got some totally new clothes, am like a millionaire in Itunes Store money & I got myself a *hawt nerd girlfriend* ;]
Ooh get in there Sam-u-el. Seriously though, i'm with Joanne, who is so sweet and cute and I love her to fricken pieces and I want to take her to a playpark and push her on the swings and take her out to a expensive resturant and then go to the arcade and play DDR and then get kicked out because im so good, and then we'll go tame a lion, but the lion has rabies and infects Joanne but then I as the genius I am find a cure for rabies in about 2 minutes and save JOANNES LIFE.

Wait, what was I talking about again?

Hm. This new shirt feels strange. It's really raggy & has like this random piece of material round the neck, like a scarf. But only, not a scarf.

OH YEAH DILEMMA. 

PROF. BIRCH IS BEING ATTACKED BY A WILD POKEMON

WHICH POKEMON SHOULD I CHOOSE?

Decisions, Decisions. I'll get back to you on that one.