Excuses.

I went to sleep last night and woke up this morning telling myself I had to make a video. I had the entire thing planned out and everything- but like the failure I am, of course it didn't get made. I WAS TRYING. YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. I just started recording... and it just wasn't working :'3

I was ready to attack the next person I saw which...happened to be Ryan. So that wouldn't have been a good idea. I'm so sorry, I have failed yew. The voo-voo (video) wasn't that great anyway, so don't get too excited. My B plan for the day was go out with friends for inspiration. There wasn't any inspiration. Just stick fights and milkshakes. 

It'll get made tomorrow! I PROMISE.

(and lets face it, I always keep my promises -,-)

Oh & also...

OMFG FUCKING PANDA YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 

*deep breath*

There is a story to this panda, but if i'm honest. I don't feel like telling it, I mean- I have a fucking panda.

Todays Top Secret Murder Plan

Today I was invited to go to the magical place of Chelmsford, with mah Weezy, Patrick & some other girl. Patrick & I came up with a plan the night before, it involved killing them both & ditching the evidence, it was flawless. It was all going well to plan, I even had to sit through some shit film about dancing birds or wutevz, not exactly sure what was happening, I was trippin out at the time, but THEN Patrick ran away..... Fucking Patrick.

D:

Everyone was freaking out, but all I had to focus on was ending these two girl's lives, and I came incredibly close when- who should jump out on us but PATRICK WITH HIS DOUCHEBAG GLASSES >:| ....fucking Patrick.

Anyway, we led them to this park place and then Pat blew our cover by shouting "RAH IMA DINOSAURRR"....Fucking Patrick. So hahah, awkward right? So basically, I killed her, her and her stupid camera.

It was a pretty chill date, went pretty well plus, I am so in there!

Best £6 Ever

This bird is angry.

I bought this the other day, instead of saving money for that MEGA EXPENSIVE CAMERA YOU WANT SAM, I thought this would be a better purchase. So for six pounds or like 8 dollars you american bastards, I bought this. As you can probably guess, I have had endless hours of fun with it & only worked out like 5 seconds ago when you press it's forehead it makes a DEMONIC SATAN DEATH SCREAM, which scared the shit out of me.

But, other than the demonic haunting- I love it.

                                                                                                                   I GIVE IT 4 PIKACHUS OUT OF 5. 

51 Things That Are Better Than Twilight.

1. Oddish
2. The Vongola Family
3. Commitment
4. Wiifit
5. Sunshine
6. Lollipops
7. Rainbows
8. Actual Murder
9. YahooMail
10. Ash Ketchum
11. Robert Pattinson BEFORE Twilight
12. Like Goblet of Fire. Anyone remember that one? No?
13. Vanilla Ice
14. Pokemon Diamond Version (and that was terrible)
15. Parties
16. Edward Elric
17. Scooby-Doo 
18. Fred
19. Velma
20. Miner 49er
21. Shaggy (But not Daphne)
22. Ino 
23. Rick Astley
24. Teardrops in the eyes of small children
25. Gay People
26. Ancient Egyptians
27. Actual Vampires
28. BEYBLADES
29. Turtles. Ya know, in general
30. SONY
31. The number 8 
32. Symmetry
33. Dogs
34. That gay Andrex advert
35. Toilet paper actually, I fucking hate it
36. Ya know that shock feeling you get when you wake up in the middle of the night because you jump and shock yourself as you're unconcious, yeah that, it's really quite annoying.
37. PAMELA ANDERSON
38. Just about any anime ever.
39. Just about any book ever.
40. Just about any movie ever.
41. Just about any game ever.
42. Just about any face ever.
43. Clubbing
44. Jedward
45. Omanyte!
46. DEAD PUPPIES IN A BUCKET
47. The rap music genre
48. Americans
49. Established Authors 
50. Depression
51. Just about every other thing in the world tbh.