51 Things That Are Better Than Twilight.

1. Oddish
2. The Vongola Family
3. Commitment
4. Wiifit
5. Sunshine
6. Lollipops
7. Rainbows
8. Actual Murder
9. YahooMail
10. Ash Ketchum
11. Robert Pattinson BEFORE Twilight
12. Like Goblet of Fire. Anyone remember that one? No?
13. Vanilla Ice
14. Pokemon Diamond Version (and that was terrible)
15. Parties
16. Edward Elric
17. Scooby-Doo 
18. Fred
19. Velma
20. Miner 49er
21. Shaggy (But not Daphne)
22. Ino 
23. Rick Astley
24. Teardrops in the eyes of small children
25. Gay People
26. Ancient Egyptians
27. Actual Vampires
28. BEYBLADES
29. Turtles. Ya know, in general
30. SONY
31. The number 8 
32. Symmetry
33. Dogs
34. That gay Andrex advert
35. Toilet paper actually, I fucking hate it
36. Ya know that shock feeling you get when you wake up in the middle of the night because you jump and shock yourself as you're unconcious, yeah that, it's really quite annoying.
37. PAMELA ANDERSON
38. Just about any anime ever.
39. Just about any book ever.
40. Just about any movie ever.
41. Just about any game ever.
42. Just about any face ever.
43. Clubbing
44. Jedward
45. Omanyte!
46. DEAD PUPPIES IN A BUCKET
47. The rap music genre
48. Americans
49. Established Authors 
50. Depression
51. Just about every other thing in the world tbh.