Excuses.

I went to sleep last night and woke up this morning telling myself I had to make a video. I had the entire thing planned out and everything- but like the failure I am, of course it didn't get made. I WAS TRYING. YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. I just started recording... and it just wasn't working :'3

I was ready to attack the next person I saw which...happened to be Ryan. So that wouldn't have been a good idea. I'm so sorry, I have failed yew. The voo-voo (video) wasn't that great anyway, so don't get too excited. My B plan for the day was go out with friends for inspiration. There wasn't any inspiration. Just stick fights and milkshakes. 

It'll get made tomorrow! I PROMISE.

(and lets face it, I always keep my promises -,-)

Oh & also...

OMFG FUCKING PANDA YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 

*deep breath*

There is a story to this panda, but if i'm honest. I don't feel like telling it, I mean- I have a fucking panda.

Todays Top Secret Murder Plan

Today I was invited to go to the magical place of Chelmsford, with mah Weezy, Patrick & some other girl. Patrick & I came up with a plan the night before, it involved killing them both & ditching the evidence, it was flawless. It was all going well to plan, I even had to sit through some shit film about dancing birds or wutevz, not exactly sure what was happening, I was trippin out at the time, but THEN Patrick ran away..... Fucking Patrick.

D:

Everyone was freaking out, but all I had to focus on was ending these two girl's lives, and I came incredibly close when- who should jump out on us but PATRICK WITH HIS DOUCHEBAG GLASSES >:| ....fucking Patrick.

Anyway, we led them to this park place and then Pat blew our cover by shouting "RAH IMA DINOSAURRR"....Fucking Patrick. So hahah, awkward right? So basically, I killed her, her and her stupid camera.

It was a pretty chill date, went pretty well plus, I am so in there!

Best £6 Ever

This bird is angry.

I bought this the other day, instead of saving money for that MEGA EXPENSIVE CAMERA YOU WANT SAM, I thought this would be a better purchase. So for six pounds or like 8 dollars you american bastards, I bought this. As you can probably guess, I have had endless hours of fun with it & only worked out like 5 seconds ago when you press it's forehead it makes a DEMONIC SATAN DEATH SCREAM, which scared the shit out of me.

But, other than the demonic haunting- I love it.

                                                                                                                   I GIVE IT 4 PIKACHUS OUT OF 5.